Hey everyone, welcome to The Curious Girl Diaries podcast. I'm Layla London, aka The Curious Girl.

Now just to let you know, this podcast is not suitable for work. It's also not suitable for anybody under 18.

But the rest of you consenting adults, let's get ready to talk about my sex life, sex in general, and everything in between an explicit, raunchy, fun detail.

All right, here we go.

The springtime has really, I have to say, has probably really, really, really made me horny.

I've been so fucking horny lately.

Oh my gosh.

I think because I'm coming off my March masturbation madness month, I know that sometimes people

when you're with a long-term partner, sex can become very mechanical too, right?

It's like, I know they do this, is what we do, this is our routine, this is how she gets off, it's how I get out, blah, blah, blah, blah, yada, boom, wash, rinse, repeat.

If she's riding his face and I'm fucking him, then she's looking at me and we're kissing while this is all going on.

I mean, that is so

freaking hot. Hey guys. Well, happy spring. How was everybody doing out there? Oh my gosh,

I cannot tell you. I love this time of year in California. It is just fabulous right now. Everything's blooming. My roses are

coming back. They're going like gangbusters. I've been riding my bike. I've been horseback riding.

I've just been doing so much fun stuff. And the weather is perfect. This is when I just love, love,

love California. We have all these. I know it's so crazy. So the state is

crazy. If you live here, you probably love it. If you don't, you probably think we're weird.

But right now, it just really is absolutely one of my favorite times of the year. I'm so into it

right now. I'm also excited because I'm getting ready for my

vacation next week. Yay, yay, yay. Yes, I'm going to be in Florida. So all you Floridians out there,

I love you guys. I know I have a lovely huge listener base in Florida, which is so fabulous. Thank you

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