Good morning, girlies, it's the toast.

It's Jackson, Claude, and we're your host.

It's your favorite show, the fast five things you need to know.

We'll start your day off, Swirley. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast. Happy Thursday. Now, I'm feeling excited about my guest co-host today. Obviously, she filled in for me when I was on leave, and she's a mama herself. But I have real business to get down to with her.

It's Liz P. Woods, a.k. Liz P. Woods, a.k. Liz Height. Like, let's be real.

Yeah. First, elasticity, always. Now, Liz. I have to ask you a question.

Oh. Do you feel awkward? I mean, you, like, run your mouth after you go on this podcast,

like to your sister about how much you hate doing co-hosts. Oh, I'm cracking up.

I'm not apprehensive about the toasters. Like, I think the toaster community likes me, but you kind of like are scary. Oh, no, that's not what I was bringing up. We're going to have so much fun. Oh, okay. But we need to address the elephant in the room. What is it? Lizard. I asked you before Jackie. I asked you during, what was it,

Harry or Charlie's maternity leave?

You were like such a micro-influencer.

Mm-hmm. Lizard. I asked you, before Jackie, I asked you during, what was it, Harry or Charlie's maternity leave, you were like such a micro influencer. I said, Lizard, would you like to come co host the toast with me? She said, politely decline. Yeah. You wanted to support small creators. And then during my maternity leave, Jackie was like, I'm going to ask Liz. I'm like, well, good luck. She's not, She doesn't want to do podcasts. Looks like I know. You're on the toast filling in for me.

Explain yourself.

Well, not only that, but I actually like I'm going to ask Liz. I'm like, well, good luck. She's not, she doesn't want to do podcasts.

Looks like I know. You're on the toast filling in for me. Explain yourself. Well, not only that,

but I actually reached out to Jackie like preemptively when you were present. I wasn't ready. Okay. Yeah. And I'm ready and I feel. More so it wasn't like you want to hang out with Jackie and me. Well, I also got the invite to like Jackie's house, just spent time with your family and eat her cooking.

Today I made you commute. Yeah, commute. Yeah, which was funny. Well, I commuted the invite to, like, Jackie's house, to spend time with her family and eat her cooking. Today I made you commute.

Yeah, commute.

Yeah.

Which was funny.

Well, I commuted to Florida.

And, like, I live in New Jersey. But it was, the whole experience was parjee. Yeah. Okay. And so that's just all you're going to say. Yeah. No comment. Okay. Welcome to the church.

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