Feel Armstrong | This Past Weekend #232

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.8 • 24.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2019

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts http://bit.ly/ThisPastWeekend_ Theo reflects on the Bill Burr episode, and takes voicemails on not enough sex and too fast sex. New Tour Dates DATE CITY, STATE VENUE TICKET LINK 10/4 Bethlehem, PA The Wind Creek Event Center https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/0200569D8071196C 10/8 Cleveland, OH Masonic Cleveland https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/0500569ADA078624 10/9 Indianapolis, IN Egyptian Room at Old National Centre https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/0500569AC206682B 10/10 Grand Rapids, MI 20 Monroe Live https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/0800569AC52B46B8 10/11 Detroit, MI The Fillmore https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/0800569AC9D54AA1 10/12 Milwaukee, WI The Pabst Theater https://pabsttheater.org/event/theovon2019/ 10/13 Madison, WI Barrymore Theatre https://barrymorelive.com/event/theo-von/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- New Merch https://theovonstore.com ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This episode is brought to you by MyBookie Visit https://mybookie.ag and use promo code Theo to double your first deposit bonus Butcher Box MeUndies ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hit the Hotline 985-664-9503 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Find Theo Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Producer Nick https://instagram.com/realnickdavis ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Music “Shine” - Bishop Gunn ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Patreon Gunt Squad Name Aaron Rasche Adam White Alaskan Rock Vodka Alex Hitchins Alex Person Alex Petralia Alex Wang Alexa harvey Andrew Valish Angelo Raygun Annmarie Reilly Anthony Holcombe Ashley Konicki Audrey Hodge Ayako Akiyama Ben Deignan Ben in thar.. Benjamin Herron Benjamin Streit Bobby Hogan Brandon Brandon Woolsey Christian Coyne Christina Peters Christopher Becking Claire Tinkler Cody Cummings Cody Kenyon Cody Marsh Crystal Dan Perdue Danielle Fitzgerald Danny Crook David Christopher David Witkowski Dentist the menace Diana Morton Dionne Enoch Doug C Dusty Baker Eric Tobey Faye Dvorchak Felicity Black Gillian Neale Ginger Levesque Grant Stonex Greg Salazar Gunt Squad Gary J Garcia Jamaica Taylor James Briscoe James Hunter Jameson Flood Jayme Sta Jeffrey Lusero Jeremy Siddens Jeremy Weiner Joakim Joaquin Rodriguez Joe Dunn Joel Henson Joey Piemonte John Kutch Johnathan Jensen Jon Blowers Jon Ross Jordan Josh Cowger Josh Nemeyer Joy Hammonds Justin Doerr Justin L justin marcoux Kennedy Kenton call Kevin Best Kirk Cahill kristen rogers Kyle Baker Lacey Ann Laszlo Csekey Lawrence Abinosa Lea Rashka Leighton Fields Luke Bennett Madeline Matthews Mandy Picke'l Mariah Marisa Bruno Matt Nichols Meaghan Lewis Mike Mikocic Mike Nucci Mike Poe Mona McCune Nick Roma Nikolas Koob Noah Bissell OK Qie Jenkins Ranger Rick Robyn Tatu Rohail Ruben Prado Ryan Hawkins Sagar Jha Sarah Anderson Sean Scott Secka Kauz Shane Pacheco Shona MacArthur Stephen Trottier Suzanne O'Reilly Theo Wren Thomas Adair Tim Greener Timothy Eyerman Todd Ekkebus Tom Cook Tom Kostya Tugzy Mills Tyler Harrington (TJ) Vanessa Amaya Victor S Johnson II Vince Gonsalves Vlog Master Wendy C. Volkmar William Reid Peters Yvonne Zeke Harris

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0:00.0	What's up, you little dirty Griswaltz, huh?
0:04.7	You little monopias, you smokey little almonds, damn boy, that smoked almond, isn't that crazy?
0:13.4	Isn't that crazy that that happened to an almond?
0:16.9	He was living his life and maybe he hadn't done right by his wife or he hadn't really
0:24.5	taken care of his family 100%.
0:27.9	But to smoke him, you know, to take him out back behind in an alley and put a damn gun
0:32.7	to his little, to his little, 20 little head, just makes you wonder what's going on, man.
0:42.0	You know, but I'm here.
0:45.8	I'm here, you're here, we got this, you little crispy wiggas, who's ready, huh?
0:49.8	Let's get into something.
0:57.9	I'm just sitting on your front porch wondering how could I be so far from I, oh, can't
1:17.5	I'm just sitting on the breeze and I feel I'm falling like these leaves I must be
1:34.8	come on the stone, just where you turn that slow dance into a fast dance, you know, shake
1:51.7	a little bastard by the waist right there, you know, for me to sell that pumpkin bread and
1:58.8	let myself hold my eye, shine a lot on me, PG, baby, let's get shine that light on me
2:17.2	right there.
2:18.2	The gun with shine, they got that, they got that air hitter right there, they fill you
2:24.5	and we fill you here every week, every week.
2:29.2	Welcome to this past weekend, I hope you are doing well, you know, I hope you, if you're
2:34.2	doing something, I hope you got a shirt on or don't have a shirt on, you know, I remember
2:40.5	when I was young, bro, I used to love taking my fucking shirt off, boy, dude, I would take
2:46.9	my shirt off all the time, bro, and sometimes it in opportune times are wrong, they call
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