David Spade | This Past Weekend #233

This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.8 • 24.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2019

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts http://bit.ly/ThisPastWeekend_ Theo sits down with David Spade to talk about his new Comedy Central late night show “Lights Out”, spelling bee failures, and why he loves the Bachelor. See David Spade 10/4 - The Mirage - Las Vegas, NV https://davidspade.com ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This episode brought to you by Candid https://CandidCo.com/theo or use code THEO for $75 off BetterHelp https://betterhelp.com/theo for 10% off your 1st month Skillshare Visit https://Skillshare.com/TheoVon for 2 months free ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Find Theo Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Producer Nick https://instagram.com/realnickdavis ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Music “Shine” - Bishop Gunn http://bit.ly/Shine_BishopGunn ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Gunt Squad www.patreon.com/theovon Name Aaron Rasche Adam White Alaskan Rock Vodka Alex Hitchins Alex Person Alex Petralia Alex Wang Alexa harvey Andrew Valish Angelo Raygun Annmarie Reilly Anthony Holcombe Ashley Konicki Audrey Hodge Ayako Akiyama Ben Deignan Ben in thar.. Benjamin Herron Benjamin Streit Bobby Hogan Brandon Brandon Woolsey Christian Coyne Christina Peters Christopher Becking Claire Tinkler Cody Cummings Cody Kenyon Cody Marsh Crystal Dan Draper Dan Perdue Danielle Fitzgerald Danny Crook David Christopher David Witkowski Dentist the menace Diana Morton Dionne Enoch Doug C Dusty Baker Eric Tobey Faye Dvorchak Felicity Black Gillian Neale Ginger Levesque Grant Stonex Greg Salazar Gunt Squad Gary J Garcia Jamaica Taylor James Briscoe James Hunter Jameson Flood Jayme Sta Jeffrey Lusero Jeremy Siddens Jeremy Weiner Joakim Joaquin Rodriguez Joe Dunn Joel Henson Joey Piemonte John Kutch Johnathan Jensen Jon Blowers Jon Ross Jordan Josh Cowger Josh Nemeyer Joy Hammonds Justin Doerr Justin L justin marcoux Kennedy Kenton call Kevin Best Kirk Cahill kristen rogers Kyle Baker Lacey Ann Laszlo Csekey Lawrence Abinosa Lea Rashka Leighton Fields Luke Bennett Madeline Matthews Mandy Picke'l Marisa Bruno Matt Nichols Meaghan Lewis Mike Mikocic Mike Nucci Mike Poe Mona McCune Nick Roma Nikolas Koob Noah Bissell NYCWendy1 OK Qie Jenkins Ranger Rick Robyn Tatu Rohail Ruben Prado Ryan Hawkins Sagar Jha Sarah Anderson Sean Scott Secka Kauz Shane Pacheco Shona MacArthur Stephen Trottier Suzanne O'Reilly Theo Wren Thomas Adair Tim Greener Timothy Eyerman Todd Ekkebus Tom Cook Tom Kostya Tugzy Mills Tyler Harrington (TJ) Vanessa Amaya Victor I tuck back and sit down to pee Johnson II Vince Gonsalves Vlog Master William Reid Peters Yvonne Zeke Harris

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0:00.0	Now listen, spelling B2W, girl in fifth grade who got pregnant, what the fuck, swear to God.
0:08.2	Just going to him Haleena, big Haleena, I think was her full name bro.
0:30.0	I see a hair pop out, I light it on fire in front of the other hair, show what happens to a quitter.
0:39.3	It's for me, it's like band of brothers, I feel like if one goes down,
0:43.2	it really, I want to send in Matt Damon like, save it, I want to send him hands like it's really,
0:48.4	it's gotten to the point where I need him so much. But the funny thing is, you're known for your
0:53.1	cool hair and everyone likes your hair. By the way, hair, you're cool looking new, but hair is 80%
0:59.0	of being cool. That's cool. Hair is, hair is a big deal. Yeah, and you have good hair, but I didn't
1:05.1	know you had any trouble with it. Yeah, so you don't think it, but when you're living with the hair,
1:08.7	then you see the crop, you see what's going on. You see some fucking forest between the trees?
1:14.0	And you know more than anyone, man, I used to look at the mirror and go, what the fuck?
1:18.0	And other people start to think you're crazy, and then once you start obsessing on it,
1:21.2	you just get more and more obsessed on it. Easy to obsess about, that's a, hair is a great one
1:25.3	because the people that have hair, there's bums that's better hair than me. These fucking
1:30.0	bums, and I'm like daintyly drawing my hair with a napkin. Meanwhile, they're like rubbing a rock
1:37.2	on it every morning, and then they just gets better. You know what I mean? You see,
1:41.3	bums, I'm not bums, whatever they're called. No, but outdoors. Yeah, outdoors, you got high
1:45.6	away from the freeway, and they look cooler. I wanted to do Pimp My Bum, where you go there,
1:52.9	and you clean them up, you get like some kids to clean them up for college credit, and then they
1:57.7	try to get them a job. Get them to a necklace or something? Well, no. I could see it's a donut,
2:01.5	a bunch of turquoise. Just a necklace. Just get a turquoise necklace and say, hey man,
2:05.6	it's going to flip your life around. I could see that. Dude, my mom was out in Tucson,
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