My dear friends, welcome. It is an absolute privilege to welcome you aboard this groundbreaking news program.

Today we embark on a journey like a well-prepared flight plan that takes us into the heart of Mormon.

Together, we will explore the intersection of news, history, and culture with a steady hand

and an open heart.

Whether you're joining us from the Wasatch Front, where the mountains reach toward heaven,

or tuning in from distant lands, Germany, perhaps, this program is for you.

And if you happen to feel a little turbulence in your faith or understanding, don't worry.

Just keep your seatbelt fastened, stay calm.

And remember, the news is not about perfect faith.

It's about the truth.

So don't doubt your doubts. fasten your spiritual seatbelts,

adjust your tray tables, and prepare for takeoff because your favorite news program starts now.

This is where news meets insight and the stories of our faith unfold. And who knows? By the end of this journey, you may find yourself

a little closer to heaven. Figuratively, of course. Dunca Dieter. Dunker did. Donka should.

That guy's a talker, isn't he? Oh yeah, he's a talker. He's a talker. I thought he thought he was

giving it like a general conference talk. He was going to go the whole 15 minutes. But regardless,

that was that's quite an introduction, quite an introduction. We're getting really a lot of

well-known people to do this. It's kind of like becoming a thing, like calling into the

original Fraser show from every different people. What show is this? I think this is the Mormon

newscast. Welcome everybody to the Mormon newscast. I'm Radio Free Mormon. I'm joined tonight by

Rebecca Bibliotheca and Bill Reel. Rebecca, how are you? And then Bill, how are you?

I am better. I had to miss last week. I had a little dental scenario. This whole side of my face is falling apart. I'm not kidding. From shingles to sinus infection to orthodontia infection, I think next my ear is going to fall off. So stay tuned.

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