I don't know what you should do, Mike. I think I'd rather take a bullet in the head. I'd rather stick needles in my eyes. I don't know what to say. The Beyond Dumb 2 to 6 show, right? Jackpot! 985, the Sports Hub. We asked LeBron last night if he'd waived his no trade clause. Now it's your turn. If the deadline come tomorrow, do you want to be on this team when that deadline passes?

I don't know.

I'm tired of being traded.

That's not a good thing, but I just want to be where I'm wanted.

I like it here.

I mean, it hasn't been as planned, but I definitely want to be here.

We have a real chance to win the NBA championship, and I don't want to be a part of that.

The Mouty Overrated Little Peanut, that's what we're going with? Yeah, the Mouty Overrated, the Overrated Mouty Little Peanut. However you want, whatever permutation of that, we should make up the shirts, because I'd be the first to buy him to right after I made him. You have to watch the other thing that backs backs up how just unwanted he was there.

Last night, Cavs have this ridiculous. to right after I made him. You have to watch the other thing that backs up how just unwanted he was there.

Last night, Cavs have this ridiculous game against Minnesota that they win in overtime.

LeBron hits the dagger at the end.

It was a Christian Leitner play.

Yeah.

Right?

Like a turn around at the free throw.

Yeah.

Have you seen the celebration when LeBron hits it?

No.

It's like Garapolo looking over Brady and McDaniel's shoulder in those preseason games. Like, guys, what's going on? Can I celebrate two? I'll show it to you during the break. It's amazing. Isaiah Thomas grabs LeBron's jersey to try to get him to celebrate with him. Can I have fun, too?

Get out of here, Mothy Little Overrated Peanut.

You'll be gone by tomorrow afternoon.

Stop undermining the team, the coach, and me.

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