February 18th 2020

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

Cox Media Group

Kiss-fm, Mornings, San Antonio's Rock Station, Billy Madison Show, Billy, 111877, Comedy, Madison, Bms, Derek, Nard, Allgood, Chris, 99.5 Kiss

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2020

⏱️ 162 minutes

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0:00.0	Coming up at the program, if you love the smell of your partner, that's pretty cool.
0:04.4	But what about you that don't? Does your partner stink?
0:08.0	We'll take your calls.
0:09.5	Men prefer a hot body and ugly face for a one night stand.
0:13.4	Get this, dads do have maternal instincts.
0:16.6	A lot of we've been upset about that.
0:18.3	And a mom claims she lets her kid pick the bedtime.
0:21.4	That mom's an idiot. That's all coming up. Yuck, yuck.
0:25.0	Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please?
0:35.0	The show starts in five, four, three, two, one.
0:50.6	Good morning class.
0:52.4	Say hello to Billy Madison.
0:54.0	Hello Billy Madison.
0:57.0	You want me to take my shirt off on?
0:58.0	No, thank you.
1:00.0	Okay, thank you. This is a very disgusting place to work.
1:05.0	Is it?
1:06.0	Very gross. Yes, I go to use the restroom and there's somebody in there taking a large dump.
1:11.0	Yeah.
1:12.0	John, so send him to the store.
1:14.0	He's like, I'll take your card, but I have to take a dump first.
1:17.0	Like, you're going to take my credit card into the restroom.
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