You're in the Paracast.

You're in the Paracast, the gold standard of paranormal radio.

And now, here's Gene Steinberg.

As some of our listeners know, before we get started, Randall switches from his very noisy keyboard to his quiet keyboard. Now, you know, before we get started, Randall switches from his very noisy keyboard to his quiet keyboard.

Now, you know, like I have, here's my quiet keyboard.

The only reason you hear that tap is because it makes a tapping noise as an error message when there's nothing to type on.

If I were to physically type something into a text field where I can actually type,

it would sound like this.

You see how loud that is?

Yeah, turn it down, hey?

Yeah, and listen, it's assaulting my ears.

And it takes a lot to assault my ears after years of rock and roll and deprivation.

But seriously speaking, our guest,

Tim Swartz, was telling us that there's a keyboard out there, a computer keyboard, that very

closely resembles a traditional electric typewriter, even with the carriage return, is it, Tim?

Yes, yes.

That's what I saw.

Now, I don't know if it actually can move back and forth, but that would be great

if it did.

Just think a moving carriage, typing digital keystrokes.

I don't know how many people in our audience would even know what that is or would even

appreciate that tactile feel that the old-fashioned typewriters used to give us.

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