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"Febreze" w/ Greta Titelman

StraightioLab

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.81.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2025

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

In today's instant-classic ep, the one and only Greta Titelman (fresh from her standup television debut on Late Night with Seth Meyers) makes her return to the lab to "spray" us with some cold, hard FACTS about one of the most dangerous products in the Life-Threateningly Toxic aisle: Febreze! Plus: When will the hackers release the files? Which public figures are psyops? Are Tod's suede loafers going to make a comeback? We've already said too much. They're listening! 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:02.6

Guaranteed Human.

0:19.3

Hello, everyone. It's Sam with a quick announcement, and that is that George and I are returning to San Francisco Sketch Fest this year, and we couldn't be more excited. We're doing two shows this year. So the first one is on January 22nd, and it is a stand-up night with George and I split in the bill. And then the second is on January 23rd,

0:38.4

and that is a classic Stradio Lab live show with guests, segments, et cetera, et cetera. Come to one,

0:45.7

come to both. They'll both be wildly different. And we're so excited to be back. We are now

0:53.0

obsessed with San Francisco and can't wait to fall in love

0:55.8

even harder. Tickets are in our bio and hope to see you there. Okay, bye.

1:02.9

Podcast starts now. This is George Severus co-host of Stradio Lab and my debut comedy special

1:09.1

is now officially out on all platforms. It is called

1:13.2

George Severus, A Sense of Urgency. It was filmed in New York City, and you can watch it now on

1:18.5

Amazon Prime Video, Apple TV, YouTube, Google, Play, Vimeo, literally anywhere you can rent or buy

1:24.5

movies. And you can also listen to the album on Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon Music, and title. It would mean so much to me if you watched it or if you listen to it. If you're a listener of this podcast, I hope you love it. Please rent it, buy it, post about it, tag me. It all makes a huge difference in this amazing media environment we find ourselves in. And I just want to say thank you for listening to

1:44.7

this podcast over the years. It is the only reason I was able to record a special in the first

1:48.9

place and your support means the world. And I love you. Enjoy the app.

1:54.6

Podcast starts now. Wow. What is up? We are coming at you from Los Angeles, California.

2:01.6

I'm feeling amazing. We just did a little coffee run, made us 10 minutes later on recording.

2:06.6

It was completely my fault. I got a yogurt parfait and then ate it on the spot in how would we say 30 seconds?

2:11.6

30 seconds? You spilled a little on your shirt, a little on your pants. I went and grabbed napkins.

2:15.6

I was like, it was disgusting. I was kind of being like a character in the other two who's like an agent eating yogurt. I mean, you were reading a text, a long text on my phone. Your text was getting some, your phone was getting some text. I had two phones that each had text on them. I was trying to read them while eating a yogurt parfay in the intelligentsia

2:34.2

in Hollywood. In Hollywood. As I was running late to my own podcast record. Well, what's really dark about it, I must say, is like you think it's how sad that you were an agent in the other two. Meanwhile, that makes me the agent's assistant. I'm literally just sort of like wandering around following you. getting napkins because I'm getting napkins. I'm like making sure you read the message on my phone.

2:53.7

Yeah. And you read it and you like put it in your pocket and I'm like, that's fine, it's your phone now.

2:57.1

Like I was literally powerless and you were taking up space. I was taking up a lot of space. And you actually, I have to say, um,

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