Hello and welcome to the Europeans.

That was very excitable, wasn't it?

But I feel like it makes up for the fact that I was really sad a few weeks ago.

Good for you, Dom. You're back. You're back, baby. I'm back with a vengeance. I have my first physiotherapy session yesterday.

Oh yeah.

And my physio farted.

Sorry, what?

She farted.

I wasn't expecting you to kick this podcast off that way.

Okay, well, how did she deal with that?

She was like pulling my shoulder and it was super painful.

And she just did a very little fart and I didn't even really notice it.

It could have been her shoe.

But instead she went, oh, shouldn't be doing that, should I?

And then she was like, oh, but don't worry.

It doesn't smell because it didn't have the air afterwards.

I really like how she dealt with that.

I think that's quite a Dutch way of doing things.

We've been talking about Dutch directness a bit, you and me.

And I think that's a nice example. Just deal with it, you know? I feel like a brick would sweep it under the carpet,

not physically, but... They would pretend nothing had happened, and then I would get the giggles.

And it would be really awkward because it would just be two of us in a room with one of us laughing

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