What most impulse. Hello and welcome to this week's episode and I am back out on tour this week. Very much looking forward to being back out there.

I think the first couple of dates are sold out,

but then there's one on Sunday in a big room in Wimborn,

which is near Bournemouth.

Let's just call it Bournemouth to try and get as many people in as possible.

And there's plenty of news to talk about as well.

Burnham, Andy Burnham, we'll be picking up the Burn baby Burnham.

I thought of different titles for this show.

Fear Starmer.

I still don't know which one I'm going to pick,

but we'll be looking at the fallout from him being blocked

to stand in Gorton and Denton.

We'll also look at Donald Trump dishonoring British troops

and how the reaction said a lot about this country.

And then in the Patreon only,

we'll be looking at the issue of supposed unconscious racial bias

in the traitors, the TV show The Traders.

Is it woke nonsense?

Is it woke nonsense?

I've got Jacob Hawley of me today. And it's good because you're young and you're, you pretend to be woke just to, you know, stay mate. For ticket sales, basically. I ham up how woke I am in the same way that you've hammed up how right wing you are in the past. We're probably both somewhere boring in the middle,

but you've got to do what you've got to do. But that's not a USP, is it? You know what I mean? Are you woke? I mean, like, within the comedy fraternity, I'd imagine you strike them as quite conservative. But among your mates, you are probably woke Jacob, aren't you? Yeah, 100%. In terms of comedy, I'd say I'm not getting,

if I walked onto the Pleasance courtyard, which is the sort of trendy spot at the Edinburgh Fringe,

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