Fear 1

The Brighter Side

The Last Podcast Network

Ed Larson, Amber Nelson, Comedy, Leisure, Society & Culture, Last Podcast Network

4.7 • 636 Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2016

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Fear is the mind killer. It'll jump on top of you at the worst possible time. Then once it grabs a hold of you it has some strong ass hands, and it hates letting go. Amber, Ed & Mary try to cope with Mr Hambone who has an unhealthy dose of it right now.

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0:00.0	The brighter side is brought to you by Audible.com. Go to Audiblerial.com slash Brighterside for your free trial. I'm gonna ride inside. I'm gonna pay a chair called my little bird's
0:21.6	I'm gonna' under my bed.
0:22.6	There's a monster under my bed. There's a bomb in the train. It's raining outside. If I open an umbrella inside, it means five years bad luck. Oh, no. There's roaches in the kitchen. They're going to come give me. They're going to crawl my nose at night. They're going to crawl up my fucking nose. I'm just going to sit in my bed and rock myself to sleep and never move. I'm never gonna do anything with my life because I'm afraid.
0:56.4	If I do anything, something will happen.
1:00.4	Is that the boogeyman?
1:02.1	Is that death?
1:04.2	Knocking at the door!
1:06.0	I must answer it.
1:08.0	I must answer.
1:09.2	Hello?
1:10.8	You were right to be afraid.
1:12.9	Oh, God!
1:14.0	And we all die anyway.
1:16.2	So why not live your life?
1:18.4	Today we're talking about fear.
1:20.9	Fear is, to quote Dune, which I've never read, but fear is the mind killer.
1:29.3	Fear will fuck you up.
1:31.3	Absolutely.
1:32.0	You do nothing.
1:32.8	When you're afraid, you lay in bed, you just look at YouTube videos and you rot.
1:38.0	You rot.
1:38.6	You rot away.
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