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Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

FBOY ISLAND on HBO Max: 0103 "Sex, Lies and Selfies"

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

Comedy, After Shows, Tv & Film

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 August 2021

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

A bro-down showdown ensues after three new suitors arrive and vie for lost time and the women's attention; just when CJ, Sarah, and Nakia think they've figured out the competition, an elimination throws everyone for a loop. JOIN REALITY GAYS EXTRA! Either on Patreon, https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays?fan_landing=true or Supercast, https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.tech/ NOTE: The $15 video tier is on Patreon only. KEEP UP with the Gays in our NEWSLETTER! https://lp.constantcontactpages.com/su/HLyBwFh/90daygays  Find us on the Socials: Twitter @RealityGaysPod Instagram @RealityGaysPodcast Facebook @RealityGaysPodcast LEAVE A REVIEW ON APPLE PODCASTS: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/reality-gays-trash-tv-and-gaydd-with-mattie-and-poodle/id1477555097 Find all our podcasts on our podcast network, www.RealityGaysPodcast.com. Y'ALL--COME AT US ON CAMEO! Book Jake or Matt! We will read you, sing to you, or tell you if your BF has BDF. SISSY SWAG! Get a mug, shirt, pillow at our MERCH STORE! Wanna talk with your Sissy Squad? Join our PRIVATE FACEBOOK GROUP Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr Twitter: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit Listen to our Sabrina podcast, called Bitchcraft. Netflix has us living for this show! Bitchcraft: The Sabrina Recap Show Listen to our recap show of Riverdale…yes it’s RIVERMALES! Listen to Mattie’s other ADVICE podcast, THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Stranger

0:30.0

Hello, it is Chaggy. Could you please let me into Limbro? I have decided to

0:37.7

I'm reaffirmed but I am coming to knock on your door and please let me in but I am

0:44.2

going to meditate and say I'm reaffirmed. This was so weird. It's so weird. Those

0:51.2

abs are not reformed. God has body. He's so full of it too. Oh, like I decided

0:58.4

after much much reflection that I needed to go to Limbro to decide that I needed

1:04.9

to figure out myself helped. I had been an if boy in the past. Now they told him if you

1:11.6

if you decide to leave and we're not paying you. Yeah. That's what they said. You don't even get your McDonald's dollars.

1:19.4

What? McDonald's? Hey, no, I want to make donals. Charlie is gross. He's that guy that's

1:25.8

going to talk about himself when he fucks you like, oh, do you like this? Dick? Do you like

1:31.7

that big headed? Oh, wow. I like my dick. Do you like this? Wow. Do you want to piece of

1:40.2

this? I'm not doing another show to you tomorrow if you don't get late. It's just not happening.

1:45.1

Um, but he says I have formed your step boy Island episode season one episodes three

1:52.1

sex lies and selfies and selfies and selfies. Y'all they're not self even that Nikki points out. Yeah,

2:01.4

they do. Um, y'all were at Limbro and everyone's like, oh, I want to point out something. You might

2:09.5

have not noticed this. I don't know if anybody else did just me being particular. Did you notice that

2:15.5

in Peter and a lot of other people and some of the women say this? He's a he's a f boy

2:21.0

instead of saying an f boy. He's a f boy because the word you would since f begins with the

2:31.1

the the solidification of f actually begins with e f f. So you would put an instead of a he's

2:36.8

a f boy. I'm just saying it sounds wrong to me every time they do it. And sometimes the women

2:42.9

slip and say he's a f boy instead of he's an f boy saying grammar to a friend. He's a shit

2:51.3

when we're looking at the guys. Weirdly though, if you say the actual word, it's he's a buckboy.

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