Faye Allen - Drug Test - 09.22.25

Run That Prank

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Comedy, Improv

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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0:00.0	This is an IHeart podcast.
0:06.4	I'm Marcus Grant.
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0:36.9	Toyota, the official automotive partner of the NFL. Visit Toyota.com slash NFL now to learn more. Drug test. Drug test. This is Faze. I think it's Fayed drug test. Yeah. Faye Allen. Faye Allen drug test. That's what it is. All right. Let's go, Catdoll. Fay Allen drug test. Let's go. What is this about? It's a drug test, Shirley. How is Frey Allen? Why are you messing with her drugs? When you got a name like Faye, come on, you got to say the whole name. Fay Allen. And do you know a Faye that won't curse you out?
1:11.7	Do you know anything that won't curse you out?
1:14.7	Every Faye I know will curse you out.
1:18.0	Matter of fact, in my teenage years, I won't believe this, her name was Faye, used to cut my hair.
1:23.8	You know who, you know who mama that was?
1:25.8	Who?
1:27.2	Isaiah Washington. His mom used to cut my hair. The actor? Oh, wow. Yeah. Yes, she was a barber in Houston. Ms. Faye. Ms. Faye was a beautiful person, man. Rest in peace, Ms. Faye. Love you, girl. She was outstanding. All right, let's go. Faye Allen drug test. Hello.
1:47.5	Hello, I'm trying to reach a Faye, please.
1:48.8	This is she.
1:52.4	Hello, this is Officer Rogers from the probation department.
1:53.2	Yes, sir.
1:59.4	Listen, now, you have been on probation for a little over a year now.
2:00.0	Am I right, Faye?
2:00.7	Yes, sir.
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