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Joel Osteen Podcast

Favor In The Storm | Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.324K Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2024

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

God’s favor is going to make things happen that you didn’t see coming.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hope you're having a great summer.

0:02.9

Know that we're praying for you.

0:04.3

We know God has awesome things in store.

0:07.3

So great having you with us.

0:08.7

Enjoy the message today.

0:10.8

Well, God bless you.

0:12.0

It's a joy to come into your homes.

0:14.2

And if you're ever in our area,

0:16.1

please stop by and be a part of one of our services.

0:19.2

I promise you, we'll make it feel right at home.

0:22.3

I like to start with something funny, and I heard about this man that was out walking on the

0:26.7

beach. God said, son, you've been so faithful, I'm going to grant you one special wish.

0:33.0

The man was so excited. He said, God, I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm afraid to fly. So my wish

0:40.3

is that you would build me a bridge across the ocean. God said, son, that's impossible. Think of the

0:46.7

logistics of that. Now take a moment and wish again. He said, okay, God, I've been married four times.

0:53.3

All my ex-wives say I'm so insensitive.

0:56.6

So my wish is that I would be able to understand a woman. I want to know why they think like they

1:02.7

think, why they feel like they feel. There was a long pause. God said, do you want two lanes or four lanes on that

1:09.3

bridge? All the men said amen.

1:12.9

Say it like you mean it.

1:14.5

This is my Bible.

1:16.0

I am what it says I am.

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