Favor In The Storm | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 6 August 2024
⏱️ 29 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hope you're having a great summer. |
| 0:02.9 | Know that we're praying for you. |
| 0:04.3 | We know God has awesome things in store. |
| 0:07.3 | So great having you with us. |
| 0:08.7 | Enjoy the message today. |
| 0:10.8 | Well, God bless you. |
| 0:12.0 | It's a joy to come into your homes. |
| 0:14.2 | And if you're ever in our area, |
| 0:16.1 | please stop by and be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:19.2 | I promise you, we'll make it feel right at home. |
| 0:22.3 | I like to start with something funny, and I heard about this man that was out walking on the |
| 0:26.7 | beach. God said, son, you've been so faithful, I'm going to grant you one special wish. |
| 0:33.0 | The man was so excited. He said, God, I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm afraid to fly. So my wish |
| 0:40.3 | is that you would build me a bridge across the ocean. God said, son, that's impossible. Think of the |
| 0:46.7 | logistics of that. Now take a moment and wish again. He said, okay, God, I've been married four times. |
| 0:53.3 | All my ex-wives say I'm so insensitive. |
| 0:56.6 | So my wish is that I would be able to understand a woman. I want to know why they think like they |
| 1:02.7 | think, why they feel like they feel. There was a long pause. God said, do you want two lanes or four lanes on that |
| 1:09.3 | bridge? All the men said amen. |
| 1:12.9 | Say it like you mean it. |
| 1:14.5 | This is my Bible. |
| 1:16.0 | I am what it says I am. |
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