Hello everyone and welcome to another episode of Getting Hammered.

I am indeed over-caffeinated and under-prepared today.

It's my signature look.

I'm also... wait, first I want

introduce to Nick. We don't want to leave them out. I got excited about something, but it's

hold on, pause. Also with me, I'm your host, Mary Catherine Ham. Here's Vic Mattis of the

Washington Free Beacon. Hello, Vic. Oh, hello,, Catherine. That was a very interesting intro.

I will say I just want you to know that I'm not actually fine.

I'm actually getting fat.

Uh-oh.

I'm getting fat.

Is this because of your calf injury?

Yes, because of the calf injury.

By the way, I should not concede that that's the trouble.

You look great, Vic.

Oh, thank you. Well, I do wear spanks and the girdle and whatever else they.

You know, well... He's got skims on. I got, I got, yeah. Is that what they called? Okay.

That's Kim Kardashian's brand. Oh, really? Yeah, I wanted to see, how long do I have to refrain from

running? Because that's what keeps me in check is the running, you know, because of my appetites.

And I checked the internet about like, how long, uh, do I have to rest for calf strain or calf tear?

The first thing I found out, it's not a tear. It's actually cancer. It's cancer. That's what the internet always said. That's what the internet told me was cancer. The first thing I found out it's not a tear, it's actually cancer. It's cancer.

That's what the internet told me was cancer. The second thing, they said a minimum, a minimum three

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