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Oh, how many stages?

Well, there's the pre-interview, working chemistry, the actual interview,

and then, of course, the bleep test.

For the part-time barista job?

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I mean, just take a look at him. He is an addled, fatigued, cognitive glitching mess of a human

being who is dangerous.

He's been lying about fake conversations he claims he's having with China's President Xi Jinping.

The embassy from China had to say, stop making up fake conversations.

We're not having any communications with the United States about tariffs.

And Donald Trump just the whole day was inventing, oh, we're having productive conversations.

We're speaking about it. So then Donald Trump gets on Air Force One. He's on his way to Rome,

where he's going to be there for the funeral of Pope Francis and a reporter asks him.

So like, have you spoken to Xi Jinping?

And then Donald Trump's like, I don't want to discuss that.

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