Let me shut my phone off because I don't want Max to call crying again dude. What let me just shut this off because it will kill you didn't want

Say that you had a recital to go

Yeah, you

And so is Max tonight on the day of his first recital well recitals for boys are gay

So you're making a real man. What's up? You're right. Fuck him

Max when you see this in the future. This is when you became the toughest son of a bitch to walk the earth

You're getting close to the poor an age

Listen to me. Did you catch already? I want I want to talk about this. I can't talk about dude. I can't talk about the couch

Just hanging out

The lady took the dog for a walk. It's getting nuts. Just boys in the room. What happened is he a porn agent my mom

Can I'll tell you a story we can ease you in yeah, I used to this is like

Before DVD porn. This is VHS porn right but then I get playboys and pet houses

Yeah, and then what I do is I would take them and hide them up in my closet where I had like a couple playboys and a couple pet houses

Up there and then one day I went for the stack

Gone your mom. Yeah, yeah, but

Never said anything waited for me to say something. Yeah, and I just held tight

Yeah, my mom caught me whacking off like mid-beat

She went to the store one day. She goes me sister wants to you want to come out like nah

Because whenever the house was empty it was time to make love

Yeah, you know what I mean? So you called beaten off when when the house was empty

Because that means you know, I don't care about asking me empty. Did you call jerking off making love when the house was empty because let me tell you let me finish

Because then that's when I can get fully naked. Oh

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