I have I have a wife and who occasionally I don't I'm not speaking out of turn who will occasionally

call me birthday Easter Sunday, whatever. And she said what she hates it hurts. Yeah, she's like my jaw hurts.

I got a few minutes. Your jaw open and suck. I know. And I have a small mouth. Yeah, I know. I get hurts to talk.

This is my child's mouth is bigger than mine.

Is there any jealousy from that immediately? He does a yawn. And I'm like, how did you just do that?

Stop it. Stop it. It must be how little people feel when they have regular sized babies that they

immediately are like, you're already out of it. Yeah, that's weird. How do you parent your child when

they're that much larger than you? If you're a little person and you have a regular size baby,

by the age of seven, you're running the household. I think we should cut this whole thing.

This is bad. We can't make fun of little people. I'm not making fun of anybody. Yes, you are.

Dan hates little people. Dan is little people phobic. Do you know my aunt had that?

Dude, I did not know that. But I have a story about a lady who has that. Wait, tell me about your

aunt because I was so. I was talking about my aunt Karen did a lot of drugs when she was a teenager

in the Bay Area. And she did. Her and her friend did like 10 hits of acid. This is like

early 70s. I've already even loved with this story. And they were in downtown San Francisco.

And they were in a Marriott. I don't know why, but they went by accident to the banquet hall

level. And it was a little person's banquet. So they got off the elevator,

high as fuck on acid. And it was just all little people. And to the day she died, she could not see

a little person on screen without being like, turn it off. We watched Austin, we watched Austin powers

the spider's argument. And she had a full meltdown when many of me showed up. So this is

fascinating. So this is a weird thing because I'm like, well, how does this work? Like, is this

a phobia? This is like a in-depth conversation we get into because this is like a mental disorder,

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