Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,

so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Gentle reminder that Father's Day is on Sunday, so if you have to send a card to someone who lives in a different part of the country, you may want to get that in the mail immediately or else we'll not get there and then they will make you feel terrible. You don't care about them. But good luck finding a card that's funny because even though all greeting cards are unfunny, the Father's Day batch of greeting cards may be the least funny batch available at any store. And I wonder if it's because of the whole dad joke thing, people think that they can kind of let the bad jokes fly because dads will appreciate them. Even if they're bad jokes, they're still funny to a dad. Yeah, maybe. The only funny thing's, the only funny card I ever got is one time my wife got me a card for Father's Day and it had like a lot of words in it and she knows I hate reading all the Father's Day ones I think are pretty short as they should be because no dad wants to sit around and read a card oh the mom ones are like monologues yeah yeah this card I want to say it was like two or three pages long and I was like I'm not getting let's just skip to the end all right got it me. Especially when they put it in that little cursive font, and you're like, I don't want to do this.

So we've got some cards here.

I'm going to describe the outside of the card. And we'll also put up some pictures of them, I believe, on our YouTube as you can watch along. and you have to try to guess what the terrible joke is waiting on the inside of the card.

It's something we do around all of the major holidays,

and then we try to come up with a better version,

and then we try to come up with a better version and then we will

actually make the better version of the card, post it on our Instagram at Klein Alley Show and give

you the opportunity to download or screenshot a much funnier card that you can then send to your

dad on Father's Day. So here we go. First one out of the gate, It's got a fisherman's hat on the front of the card. And it says, here's to a dad who can tackle anything. So you've already got your first joke. They couldn't even wait for you to open up the card to get to the joke. They had to give you one up front. Well, I think people are, you know, they need more stimulation than ever. so now they're trying to grab you with an initial joke to get you to pick up the card and look inside. So on the front, once again, and you can see what this looks like. We're streaming on YouTube right now. It's, here's to a dad who can tackle anything, and it's got one of those fisherman hats, a bunch of stuff hanging off it. I'm not a fisher. I don't fish, but I would imagine this is what a fisherman would wear, maybe, perhaps.

I'm not sure.

And then you open it up, and of course, they deliver even more funny.

So what is your guess as to what it says inside of the Fisherman Father's Day card?

Happy Father's Day to a master baiter. Oh, that'd be, that's funny. That's a funny card. That would be so funny inside. If I got that, I'd be like, hell yeah, I am. That's right. That's my plan. I can tackle anything. That's no tackle. I'll do that in every room. All right. So that is Allie's guess as to what it says.

Jake, what do you think when you open up the card and it's got the fisherman's hat on the outside, you open it up, and it says what?

Who can tackle anything except for Bo Jackson?

They're going to make a very dated sports reference?

Yeah, Bo Jackson is real good.

Well, Dads do love dated references.

You can put a Clinton joke in there.

That would be such a funny card.

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