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🗓️ 21 April 2025
⏱️ 124 minutes
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0:00.0 | So I had to take Oliver to the vet this past week. He's fine. Okay. But I did, for various non-Oliver related reasons, wind up in the waiting room for like five hours. Oh. And I'm waiting there and I'm trying to do some work. So I have my headphones in. But the time comes where you have to take your headphones out. And there has been a woman in this waiting room with me the whole time. Doesn't seem like bad crazy, but seems left of center, |
0:24.9 | shall we say, right? A character. A real New York character. A real New York character. And those |
0:30.6 | headphones come off. And before I even have them into the case, I get, excuse me, are you here for a cat or a |
0:36.3 | dog? Oh, I'm here for a cat. He's getting |
0:37.9 | an ultrasound, but the ultrasound machine was backed up. So I've been here a while. Oh, my baby's in there getting surgery. Oh, I'm so sorry. You know, they're really good here. Like, don't worry about it. Yeah, you know, she woke up this morning and there was like, there was a cut on her stomach and there was meat coming out. Do you want to see a picture? No. Why? Why? Why would I want to see a |
0:39.6 | picture? You. Why? Why? Why would I want to see a picture? |
0:57.7 | You know, like, when something happens and you're like, shut down all reactions, you must |
1:01.6 | remain completely stone-faced in the face of what is happening in front of you right now. |
1:05.6 | Like, I went ice cold. And then she starts telling me, you know, I have kids. And when I had my gallbladder |
1:12.5 | out, none of them called me. But that cat checked on me every day. Okay. What? What? Did the cat, |
1:19.7 | are you picturing the cat bringing her like a little tray of tea? Like a bed pan. The cat's like |
1:24.4 | the cat brings pushes the litter box over to her. Yeah. Yeah. The cat's talking to the doctor. It's the litter box over to her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The cat's |
1:28.5 | talking to the doctor. It's like, she's resting right now, but I can tell you what her vitals. Yeah, I took her blood pressure. It's still good. I have four kids. None of them called me. And I'm like, well, if you, if you go through the day and you meet four assholes, there's one common denominator. and it might be you because apparently your cat grievously injured herself in your apartment |
1:48.0 | last night because there was meat coming out. I don't want to know what that means. Hey, I'm Paul. |
2:05.7 | And I'm Erica. |
2:06.6 | And this is That Aged Well. |
2:08.4 | Yesterday's pop culture today. |
2:10.3 | A month of wedding movies, Erica. |
2:12.9 | It's a nice day for a white wedding. |
2:17.0 | Nice day to start again. |
2:21.0 | I love Billy Idol. |
2:22.0 | I think Billy Idol would love what we just did. |
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