Mother, is Max a house the best coffee in the whole world?

Well, your father says so, and your father knows best.

Yes, it's father knows best, transcribed in Hollywood starring Robert Young as father.

The half-hour visit with your neighbors the Anderson's brought to you by Maxwell House,

the coffee that's bought and enjoyed by more people than any other brand of coffee at any price.

Maxwell House always good to the last drop.

Some 300 years ago, it was said in Rochester by an Earl of the same name.

It is a very good world that we live in, to lend or to spend or to give in,

but to beg or to borrow or get a man's own.

It's the very worst world that ever was known.

Well, 300 years haven't changed as much, and Rochester or Springfield,

borrowing is still a popular pastime with a large portion of our citizenry.

Not our old friend, Jim Anderson, however, he is definitely opposed to borrowing,

and he comes right out and says so in a few thousand well-shows and words.

Like this.

The Philips have a waffle iron, why did they have to borrow hours?

Because Helen had a bridge lunch, and she served waffles,

and she wanted to make more than one at a time.

Helen, that's lame brain.

Jim, please.

Well, there isn't anybody here, and if I can...

Morning, everybody.

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