Mother, is Maxwell House the best coffee in the whole world?

Well, your father says so, and your father knows best.

Yes, its father knows best, transcribed in Hollywood,

starring Robert Young as father.

A half-hour visit with your neighbors, the Anderson's,

brought to you by Maxwell House,

the coffee that's bought and enjoyed by more people

than any other brand of coffee at any price.

Maxwell House always good to the last drop.

A wondrous gift I bring to thee,

bright as a star and a velvet sky,

light as a moonbeam dancing by,

and I call my gift contentment.

Its raining in Springfield,

its been raining as a matter of fact for the past three days.

In the White Frame House on Maple Street,

close confinement has sharpened nerves to a razor's edge,

and tension mounts precariously with each falling raindrop.

Dramatic, isn't it?

Go ahead, Kathy.

Wait a minute.

Kathy, I'll trade you Indiana Avenue in the electric company

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