Mother, is Maxwell House the best coffee in the whole world?

Well, your father says so, and your father knows best, transcribed in Hollywood, starring Robert Young as father.

A half hour visit with your neighbors the

Anderson brought to you by Maxwell House the coffee that's bought and enjoyed by

more people than any other brand of coffee at any price.

Maxwell House, always good to the last drop. A wonderful bird is a pellet can. His bill will hold more than his belly can. He can take in his beak food enough for a week.

As for flying, you know, gosh darn well he can. With this bit of deathless verse,

we highest the Springfield in the White Frame House on Maple Street.

There we find the Anderson's at dinner,

and there, as usual, we find a problem.

It's all about socks, or is it a dress, or

well, it's about something like this.

So this little girl said to me Kathy she said I'm going away

I'm going out west where there's wide open spaces and cattle and rustlers and bandits and everything.

And I said to her, you are?

And she said to me, Kathy.

Yes, daddy?

Pass the butter, please. Yes, daddy. Pass the butter please.

Yes, daddy.

They only cost two dollars, dad, and that's to the cap and the socks.

It's a bargain, Bud, that's what it is.

An absolute bargain.

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