Now listen to Father Knows Best, transcribes starring Robert Young as Father.

Welcome to Springfield and another half hour visit with the folks in the White Framehouse on Maple Street.

Sit back and enjoy life with the Anderson's.

Kathy, Bud, Betty, Margaret, and Jim as the head of this typical American household again sets out to prove that Father Knows Best.

Over the hills to Grandmother's house in Toledo went the Anderson family last week on a combined business and pleasure trip.

And now the weary travelers are speeding along the highway on their way back home to Springfield and to the White Framehouse on Maple Street like this.

I could eat a horse.

But is that all you ever think about food?

It's all I think about when I'm hungry.

Well, eat a piece of that cake, grandma packed for us.

Kathy sat on it.

I couldn't help it. It slid under me when we hit a bump. So it's your fault, Daddy.

Oh, sure.

Well, the cake's not completely ruined, is it? Where is it now?

I think I'm still sitting on it.

Well, for heaven's sake, get up.

I can't. I'm wedged in. Bud and Betty keep crowding me.

Oh, we do not. Oh, you do too.

All right, all right, children.

Let's not start a fight in the car.

We're all just tired, little on edge.

I'm not tired. I'm hungry.

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