Mother, is Maxwell House really the only coffee in the world?

Well, your father says so, and your father knows best.

Yes, its father knows best, transcribed in Hollywood, starring Robert Young as father.

A half hour visit with your neighbors, the Anderson's,

brought to you by America's favorite coffee.

Maxwell House, the coffee that's always good to the last drop.

When it comes to definitions, you can't do much better than Webster, can you?

So let's see what the old master had to say about the word damn, D-E-M.

Taking our trusty dictionary in hand, we find that a damn is the layer of a wild beast.

It is also, and again we quote, a quiet, snug, private retreat, as a room set apart for reading.

Doesn't seem to be too much connection, does there?

What a half hour spent for the Anderson's and the White Frame House on Maple Street

will help us to understand that Mr. Webster knew exactly what he was talking about, like this.

Stand still, Betty, please.

Mother, if you only knew how I hated this dress,

nonsense, all it needs is a little touching up, and it'll be as good as new.

But it'll still have shoulders, transcribed in it.

Betty, if I hear one more word about that dress, you can't go to the dance at all.

But father, every other girl, Jonathan Quimper's.

Most ridiculous thing I've ever heard, a man comes into his own dandery to magazine,

and he can't even do that.

We'll be finished in a minute, Jim.

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