Master, is Maxwell House really the only coffee in the room?

Well, your father says so, and your father knows best.

Yes, it's father knows best, transcribed in Hollywood, starring Robert Young as father.

The half-hour visit with your neighbors, the Anderson's.

Brought to you by America's favorite coffee, Maxwell House, the coffee that's always good to the last drop.

Since the beginning of time, songs have played a vital part in the history of our civilization.

There are songs that nerve a nation's heart, songs have song get all divided.

There are old songs and new songs, gay songs and blue songs.

And then there's the song that bounces innocently about the breakfast room of a certain white frame house on Maple Street in the unsuspecting city of Springfield.

That's a mysterious type song, and it can lead to all sorts of things like this.

I am the monarch of the sea, the ruler of the Queen's Nuffie, whose praise grows with you.

Oh, good morning, dear.

Do you want me to set the table or anything?

No, everything's all taken care of.

I'll have your eggs ready in a minute.

And we are his sisters and his cousins and his aunts and his sisters and his cousins and his aunts.

Mother, yes, dear.

Have you ever noticed Stanley lost his eyes?

No, but I presume he has them.

They're blue.

Oh, dear, I forgot all about the blue thread I was supposed to buy for Elizabeth Smith.

Mother.

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