Mother, is Maxwell House really the only coffee in the world?

Well, your father says so, and your father knows best, transcribed in Hollywood, starring Robert Young as father.

A half hour visit with your neighbors, the Anderson's

brought to you by America's favorite coffee, Maxwell House,

the coffee that's always good to the last drop. extensive research has proved conclusively that there are two kinds of husbands. One, the husband who takes

absolutely no interest whatsoever in household affairs. And two, the husband whose wife wishes

he'd mind his own business and leave things alone.

In Springfield in the White Frame House on Maple Street, Jim Anderson is about to demonstrate

that there is no happy medium, like this.

Six goes into 36, six times.

Six goes into 42, seven times.

Kathy, why don't you stop that?

You know mother has a headache.

But I have to learn my six gazintas.

Margaret, could I have another cup of coffee, please?

Of course, dear.

Bud, stop banging your feet on the table.

I wasn't banging my feet, mom.

I was just...

Holy cow, look at the time, I gotta go.

Come on, squirt.

Well, stop pulling me!

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