Mother, is Maxwell House really the only coffee in the world?

Well, your father says so, and your father knows this.

Yes, it's father knows this, transcribed in Hollywood,

starring Robert Young as father.

A half hour visit with your neighbors, the Anderson's,

brought to you by America's favorite coffee.

Maxwell House, the coffee that's always good to the last drop.

When it comes to repribution, we all know dozens of interesting proverbs, don't we?

I mean things like, as ye so, so shall ye reap,

or he, the dig of the pit, shall fall into it, things like that.

Well, in Springfield, in a certain white frame house on Maple Street,

father is about to make a bed, not a real bed, of course.

But knowing Jim Anderson as we do, the chances are six, two, and even,

that if he makes a bed, he'll wind up sleeping in it, like this.

Never mind, Kathy, you can go to the circus some other time.

But daddy said...

Just a minute, kitten, the child's absolutely right, Margaret.

We promised her a trip to the circus as part of her birthday present,

and Ed Davis had no right to go back an hour word.

What was that again?

Never mind, you just eat your breakfast.

But how could Mr. Davis...

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