Sarah, did you ever get that letter I sent you?

You did, I did.

With the, like, had all the cats on it?

Did that ever come to you?

You sent me a letter full of cats?

I sent you the most amazing letter.

I didn't get a letter.

Chicago mail.

You're probably going to get it in like three years.

You'll be like, God damn it.

Is that really a thing?

I saw Julie James talking about getting a package from 2014 on Twitter the other day.

It is the realist thing. Like, it's so fucking real.

Why? What's wrong with mail in Chicago? Aren't you run by the federal government too? I mean it works so well.

I don't know you guys I'm just telling you this is like a well known like here here's a true

story about me and the Chicago mail. My mom my son forgot something at her house so she

mails it back to us and she sent me the tracking number. So it's like a

you know United States Postal Service mail like like a whatever priority mail and I look up the tracking number that night and it is like

literally the following things it's like 126 p.m. item delivered

one 27 p. 127 PM address unknown, and then later that afternoon they sent it back to my mom,

and it never got there.

To your mom? It just disappeared into the ether.

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