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At the center of the great forest, on an island in the sky, the crow, deer and wolf clans

have been training three fearsome warriors from infancy for one purpose,

to protect and serve the goddess of Estra.

So how exactly are we going to do that?

Protecting the goddess, I mean?

Ugh.

Fran lies down.

Uh, like it can't answer because she's too busy sniffing both your butts.

Okay, back off, Wolf Clan.

This disturbs me, but not to worry, I will instantly repress it.

These are the guardians of the goddess.

Lika, the T-Fling paladin who hails from the wolf clan.

Nobody is touching one beautiful hair on the goddess's head as long as I'm around.

Corbin, a human druid from the Crow Clan.

Human, I'm a Crow!

Aunt Fran, a water Janasi wizard of the Deer Clan.

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