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Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Get MORE Bad Friends at our Patreon!! https://www.patreon.com/c/badfriends Thank you to our Sponsors: Dominos, Kachava & BlueChew • Dominos: Order now at https://dominos.com • Kachava: Your future self will thank you. Go to https://kachava.com and use code BADFRIENDS for 15% off your next order. • BlueChew: Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code BADFRIENDS. YouTube Subscribe: http://bit.ly/BadFriendsYouTube Audio Subscribe: https://apple.co/31Jsvr2 Merch: http://badfriendsmerch.com 0:00 Bobby's Purse 5:00 Fat Skinny Eyes 10:00 Harry Potter Glasses 15:00 It's By Design 20:00 Half Soup/Half Sandwich 25:00 The Closer 30:00 Warrior Blood 35:00 Back In My Day 40:00 Sleep Cycle 45:00 The Red House 50:00 Pickled Carrots 55:00 Bobby's Impressions 1:00:00 No More Presents More Bobby Lee TigerBelly: https://www.youtube.com/tigerbelly Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bobbyleelive Twitter: https://twitter.com/bobbyleelive Tickets: https://bobbylee.live More Andrew Santino Whiskey Ginger: https://www.youtube.com/andrewsantinowhiskeyginger Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino Twitter: https://Twitter.com/cheetosantino Tickets: http://www.andrewsantino.com More Fancy SOS VHS: https://www.youtube.com/@7equis Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/fancyb.1 More Bad Friends iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bad-friends/id1496265971 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/badfriendspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/badfriends_pod Official Website: http://badfriendspod.com/ Opening Credits and Branding: https://www.instagram.com/joseph_faria & https://www.instagram.com/jenna_sunday Credit Sequence Music: http://bit.ly/RocomMusic // https://www.instagram.com/rocom Character Design: https://www.instagram.com/jeffreymyles Bad Friends Mosaic Sign: https://www.instagram.com/tedmunzmosaicart Produced by: 7EQUIS https://www.7equis.com/ Podcast Producer: Andrés Rosende This video contains paid promotion. #bobbylee #andrewsantino #badfriends #sponsored #ad Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey, bad friends. I am so excited to announce that this weekend, December 6th in Los Angeles at
0:06.4	L.A. Valley College, I am putting together the first annual Ho Ho Homers, a home run derby event
0:12.7	for Southern California Special Olympics. I would love to see you out there from noon to four.
0:18.0	Come and donate. There's crazy silent auction items, autographed jerseys, all sorts of merch, tickets, events.
0:25.1	You can win a foursome to play golf with me at Sherwood Country Club and Beautiful Thousand Oaks, California.
0:30.5	Please come out and see us December 6, L.A. Valley College.
0:33.8	If you are out of the L.A. area, you just want to donate and support Southern California Special Olympics. Go to the link that's in the description down below. It's sOSC.org slash ho-ho homers. We'll put the link down below. But happy holidays and hope to see you there. Hey, guess what, guys? We have new merch and check this shirt out. I love this shirt because this is one
0:54.2	I almost died. That's when you almost died out back. It's one of the most traumatic moments. Bobby Blading. It's a great shirt. We have it on a long sleeve like that. We have it on a short sleeve. And we also have this hoodie, this white hoodie right here. We love it. Grab one today for the holiday season for you, your family, your friends. Who cares?
1:10.1	Get one.
1:11.2	Go to bad friendsmerch.com.
1:12.8	Bad friendsmerch.com. day for the holiday season for you, your family, your friends, who cares? Get one.
1:11.2	Go to badfriendsmerch.com. Bad friendsmerch.com.
1:14.7	You two are bad friends. Who are these two idiots?
1:18.5	White dude and an Asian dude. You two are disgusting.
1:23.6	Oh, you two or something. We're bad friends. Why are you making fun of Fanny Packs?
1:28.3	You know, you know, Yoshinobu Yamamoto of the Dodgers is big into bags. Do you know about this? Yeah. Look at his bag collection. This is the new thing. Asian men with bags is a huge thing. And that's why I'm into it because I'm an Asian man. I like bags. Look at the bag I got. Let me see your back.
1:42.7	Okay, so I come in here and Andreas, our producer.
1:47.6	Andres.
1:48.0	Yes. I like bags. Look at the bag I got. Let me see your bag. Okay, so I come in here and Andreas, our producer. Andres. Andres. Andreas. Andres. Right. I call him Andreas when he's acting like that. Take him back a peg. Yeah. He picks up my bag and he starts prancing around the podcast room.
2:04.9	Like, look at me, you know what I'm gay, you know what I mean?
2:13.7	And I went and I listen, as a man, as an Asian man, I love bags.
2:14.6	You do love bags. Yeah.
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