Fat Robot Bob

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

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Robert Kelly, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jay Oakerson

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2024

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Bob is embarrassed that a promotion for Skankfest depicts him as a fat, robot spaceman. Videos of comedians falling down leads Jay to tell his own stories of tripping on stage.

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0:00.0	And now the bonfire with Big J Oakerson and Robert Kelly.
0:05.0	That's what we pray.
0:10.0	Forget my people on my town on my way. That's what we pray. That's what we pray.
0:15.0	That's what we pray.
0:18.0	Pray.
0:20.0	We got the pray just to make empty. Right.
0:27.0	M.C. Hammer was probably never cool to you, Bobby. I loved M.C. Hammer.
0:28.0	And I had his pants.
0:30.0	So did I.
0:31.0	I used to go dancing with the pants and you try to do the move.
0:33.5	Yeah, you were hotbob.
0:34.7	And I got my pants at Pier 1 import.
0:38.0	Oh, yeah, my, I got laughed.
0:39.6	My parents laughed me out of my pants in the house.
0:42.0	So I never made it, never made it to school with them.
0:43.8	I got my parachute pants I always at I was at the tail end of fads.
0:48.5	I got them when they didn't have them in stores at Pier 1 next to a Papa Son.
0:53.0	MC Hammerfants.
0:54.0	They were really just women's casual pants.
0:57.0	They were just linen.
0:59.0	Genie pants.
1:00.0	I had linen genie pants.
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