Fat Face Five w/ Chris Distefano

Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Comedy, Stand-up

4.8 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2021

⏱️ 85 minutes

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New Merch Out Now! http://badfriendsmerch.com Thank you to our Sponsors: https://betterhelp.com/badfriends & https://www.doordash.com code: badfriends2021 & http://buyraycon.com/badfriends & http://headspace.com/badfriends YouTube Subscribe: http://bit.ly/BadFriendsYouTube Audio Subscribe: https://apple.co/31Jsvr2 Merch: http://badfriendsmerch.com 0:00 Limited Edition Merch and Andrew's Tour Dates 1:08 Rudy Introduces Our Guest Host 10:20 Chris Tests Rudy's Knowledge of our Galaxy 14:30 Andrew and Chris Discuss Formula 18:15 John Mulaney and Olivia Munn 25:30 Famous People who shared Chris' and Andrew's Birthday 31:28 Careful while Watching Movies on a Plane 42:50 UFO Presence Increases During Pandemics 46:55 Andrew Goes to Hawaii 58:31 Chris' Trans Uncle 1:06:36 Does Rudy have Alexithymia? 1:09:12 The Spain's Lisp Explained 1:17:19 Caitlyn Jenner's Governor of California's Campaign 1:20:35 The Bottoms of Turtle Island Animated StoryBoard by Im Bored on youtube More Chris Distefano Chrissy Chaos: https://www.youtube.com/c/chrisdcomedy Hey Babe: https://www.youtube.com/c/NoPreshNetwork Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy Twitter: https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Tickets and More: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com More Bobby Lee TigerBelly: https://www.youtube.com/tigerbelly Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bobbyleelive Twitter: https://twitter.com/bobbyleelive Tickets: https://bobbyleelive.com More Andrew Santino Whiskey Ginger: https://www.youtube.com/andrewsantinowhiskeyginger Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino Twitter: https://Twitter.com/cheetosantino Tickets: http://www.andrewsantino.com More Bad Friends iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bad-friends/id1496265971 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/badfriendspod Twitter: https://twitter.com/badfriends_pod Official Website: http://badfriendspod.com Opening Credits and Branding: https://www.instagram.com/joseph_faria & https://www.instagram.com/jenna_sunday Credit Sequence Music: http://bit.ly/RocomMusic // https://www.instagram.com/rocom Character Design: https://www.instagram.com/jeffreymyles Bad Friends Mosaic Sign: https://www.instagram.com/tedmunzmosaicart Produced by: George Kimmel & Bryce Hallock - 7EQUIS Podcast Producers: Andrés Rosende & Pete Forthun Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:26.9	Slack.com slash THQ. What are bad friends? We got new merch. Look at this, huh? The
0:34.5	bottoms of Turtle Island available now for pre-order only for this week for bad friends. Monday,
0:40.6	true Friday, then that's it, a limited run. This is also what the sweater looks like. We
0:45.2	got a sweater and the t-shirt here of the bottoms of Turtle Island. If you're a fan of the
0:50.5	film, which I know so many of you are pre-order right now, look down in the merch bar down
0:54.4	below or just go to badfriendsmerch.com to pre-order this just for this week only. And then it's
1:00.6	gone. Badfriendsmerch.com go there, pre-order it one week and then it's gone. Also, come see
1:07.9	me live, and you're saying Tino.com, come check me out. I'm on the road. Bobo is not,
1:11.7	but I am. I'm going to be in Atlantic City at the end of the month. Then I go to Houston.
1:16.3	Then I go to Madison and Boston and Nashville. We're going all over the place. So go to
1:20.7	Andresantino.com for them. Tickets, baby. You two are bad friends. You are these two idiots.
1:26.3	I did an Asian dinner. You two are disgusting. You two are something bad friends. I want to
1:35.9	introduce, uh, you know what? Why don't you introduce our, our fill in for the day, our
1:40.5	fill in gas. Go ahead, rude. Um, this will be great. Um, welcome everybody. This is Dennis
1:51.4	Peppas. Dennis Peppas. Dennis Peppas. Here he is. Dennis Peppas. Hi, I'm Dennis Peppas.
1:57.8	Do you know who this is? I know his first name is Chris Chris. Yes. What's his last name?
2:04.2	Americans with a D don't that's gross. Don't do that. Don't go there. Speak Gins with a D.
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