Fat Customer Berates cashier then Chaos Erupts
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🗓️ 27 January 2026
⏱️ 11 minutes
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Fat Customer Berates cashier then Chaos Erupts
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| 0:00.0 | Sanjeeves just received a decent bonus. |
| 0:02.3 | Nice work, Sanjeeve. He knows he could invest all of the money, but he's seen a new watch he likes. He's not worried. With his HSBC Premier bank account and access to their financial advice service, he can get a personalised plan for the future and know how much you can spend a day. Everything's Premier when your bank account is. Search HSBC Premier. HSBC UK, opening up a world of opportunity. |
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| 0:31.3 | Race the rudder. |
| 0:32.6 | Raise the sales. |
| 0:33.8 | Raise the sales. |
| 0:35.1 | Captain, an unidentified ship approaching. |
| 0:37.2 | Over. |
| 0:37.7 | Roger that. |
| 0:38.8 | Wait, is that an enterprise sales solution? |
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| 0:52.4 | Spend £200 on your first campaign and get a £200 credit for the next one. Go to LinkedIn.com slash lead to claim your offer. Terms and conditions apply. All right, this fat chick is pissed. She's been waiting 20 minutes for her pizza. She probably hungry is here. How long 20 minutes? Yeah, 20 minutes. Oh, she's been smelling all that cheese and pepper on all these seasoners? I'm hung her stomach growling. |
| 1:12.4 | Yeah, and plus she's a big back, so she wants her food. |
| 1:15.1 | But anyway, she set this out. |
| 1:17.0 | I think this is a black woman. |
| 1:19.0 | What else could it be? |
| 1:20.3 | Yeah, well, you'll see. |
| 1:22.4 | It's black woman. |
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