All right. So there is a fat baseball player playing for the Detroit Tigers, and it excites me.

He's a pitcher. So it's not as much fun when it's a fat pitcher.

Like, I enjoy when you get a fat dude that's a position player because you get to see him on a daily basis.

Who is currently the fattest position player?

Like Rowdy Tellez?

Like, Rowdy Telez is a big boy, but like I'm trying to think of guys currently in Major League

Baseball who are just heavy set, fat position players.

You don't see it very often.

But the pitcher that was just called up by the Tigers is a guy named Drew Summers.

He's got like a cherub-faced, sometimes has a goatee, which is a go-to-fat guy look

of the late 90s.

Like there are some of his team photos where he's got a goatee and he's fat and he just

looks like a 90s country singer.

Like he looks like Chad Brock.

No one's going to understand the Chad Brock reference, probably. But Chad Brock used to have like a goate and was kind of a fatter dude. And that's kind of the look he's got going on about him does this Drew Summers. But I love the fact that we have a fat baseball player here. In fact, he's appeared now in two games since he was called up. He gave up a home run last night.

I didn't see it because the fucking baseball game is at 10.05.

They're playing in Sacramento against the A's in a minor league baseball park.

And the damn game starts at 10.05.

You might say to yourself, well, Josh, the people on the West Coast,

they're getting to see it at 7. Let's be real. There are no A's fans. A's fans don't exist.

You should have started the game at 5 o'clock West Coast and started the game here at like 8.

You had Terrick Scoobel pitch. This is a rant that I didn't anticipate going on in this podcast, but I'm going to go on this rant anyway. It's 10.05. You've got one of the best pitchers in baseball going on the hill. God, it's probably going to win another Cy Young. I'd say it's probable at this point that he wins another Saigon this year.

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