My mom's the best mom better than your mom. They're singing together in harmony. It wasn't for your mother. You wouldn't be here. But remember when you put down one mother, you're putting our mothers all over the world. You boys leave for a whole week as the best mothers they get to mom could ask for. Don't tell you my mother. Your mamas are not here to take care of you now. And when mommy's happy, everyone's happy. But if daddy's not happy.

Nobody gives a crap. Your mammas are not here to take care of you now. And when mommy's happy, everyone's happy.

What if daddy's not happy?

Nobody gives a crap.

Because the mama looks so hot, packing that heat.

So be a good girl and thank your mama.

She makes it steaming like a son.

God, mom, were you ever cool?

Scientists have proven a mother spit is the exact chemical composition as Formula 409.

Do you know that?

I don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys.

That's not your mother.

It's a man, baby.

Your mother is a rotten, sneaky person.

I'm your mother.

I have to love it

I'm not

I am sorry

shut up mom

I want

and I've waited

for so long

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