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Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw (2019)

Bald Move Prestige

Bald Move

Tv & Film, Film Reviews

4.5942 Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2019

⏱️ 18 minutes

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Summary

We went to go see Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw tonight, and it's awesome. You either love the F&F franchise or you don't, and if you love it like we love it this movie is going to satisfy. All the hallmarks are there; insane vehicular action, Loony Tunes meets Three Stooges approaches to violence, suspension of disbelief stretching feats of driving and other forms of derring doo. Maybe it's a tad too long, maybe they lost track of what time of day it was in the third act, but it doesn't matter. We hope they make a dozen more of these things. We'll be back next week to watch the ladies mobbin' through the streets of NYC in The Kitchen! See you then! This podcast is an abridged version of the full, spoiler-filled discussion available only to our club members. Check out our Club Bald Move page to find out how you can gain access to ALL of our premium content! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey everybody welcome to another first run bald movie tonight Jim and I went forth to see

0:05.1

Hobbs and Shaw presented by the Fast and Furious franchise Jim what did you think fast Fast and Furious, schmassed and furious.

0:16.7

I thought it was a pretty good Fast and Furious movie.

0:20.9

I have very minor complaints but ultimately they are far outweighed by the crazy action

0:28.0

the the jokes

0:30.4

Everything you want to see from a Fast and Furious movie.

0:33.0

I think it might be like, I actually, I think it's far away the best Fast and Furious movie.

0:40.0

Like it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, because the kind of all the set pieces I think worked

0:45.7

They just if just they they efficiently got from one to the other and that's like one of the kind of funny things like you think they jet pack around

0:54.3

Westeros they they get around the globe like Jack Bauer gets around LA during rush hour

1:02.3

traffic it's not a problem they have help Bauer gets around LA during rush hour traffic.

1:03.0

To be fair, they have help.

1:05.0

They did have help.

1:06.0

They did have help.

1:07.0

But sure, yeah, I feel ya.

1:09.0

But it's, it's just a, it's damn near the perfect action movie, especially if you're talking about like PG-13 action movies, and I just, I think this movie is just working its ass off to entertain you at multiple levels at almost every time.

1:23.0

I don't know if they can ever top dragging the safe through the city, that massive

1:27.7

vault through the city.

1:29.9

That's maybe my favorite all-time. You know, it's C.G. G but stunt I'll call it that they've ever done.

1:35.2

You didn't think the human truck Somoapede didn't?

1:40.0

Don't spoil too much.

1:42.0

I mean it isn't the trucker fucking trailer.

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