Fast Forward | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 3 May 2026
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.0 | If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. God bless you. It's great to be with you today. |
| 0:16.6 | And I hope you stay connected with us during the week through our daily podcast, our YouTube channel, |
| 0:22.3 | social media, and you can come visit us in person. We'd love to have you be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:28.8 | I'd like to start with something funny, and I heard about this groom during the wedding rehearsal. |
| 0:34.2 | He said to the minister, I'll make a deal with you. If you'll leave out all that honor, |
| 0:39.3 | love, and obey stuff, I'll give you $100. He's lifted a hundred dollar bill into the minister's |
| 0:44.8 | hand and walked away with a smile. The next day during the ceremony, the minister said to him, |
| 0:50.3 | do you promise to bow down before your wife, take her breakfast in bed, fulfill her every |
| 0:56.0 | desire? He gulped an astonishment, said in a weak voice, I do. He then whispered in the |
| 1:01.8 | minister's ear, I thought we had a deal. The minister handed him his money back and said, |
| 1:06.7 | your wife made me a much better offer. Say it like you mean it. |
| 1:11.6 | This is my Bible. |
| 1:13.1 | I am what it says I am. |
| 1:14.9 | I have what it says I have. |
| 1:16.7 | I can do what it says I can do. |
| 1:19.0 | Today I will be taught the word of God. |
| 1:21.7 | I boldly confess. |
| 1:23.3 | My mind is alert. |
| 1:24.8 | My heart is receptive. |
| 1:26.4 | I will never be the same. In Jesus name, God bless you. |
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