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Joel Osteen Podcast

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Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.324K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2026

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Don’t judge your future based on the progress you’ve seen in the past. God is not limited by a normal timeline. God controls time. What looks like is a long way off, get ready, it’s going to happen sooner than you think.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry.

0:06.0

If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend.

0:10.3

We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. God bless you. It's great to be with you today.

0:16.6

And I hope you stay connected with us during the week through our daily podcast, our YouTube channel,

0:22.3

social media, and you can come visit us in person. We'd love to have you be a part of one of our services.

0:28.8

I'd like to start with something funny, and I heard about this groom during the wedding rehearsal.

0:34.2

He said to the minister, I'll make a deal with you. If you'll leave out all that honor,

0:39.3

love, and obey stuff, I'll give you $100. He's lifted a hundred dollar bill into the minister's

0:44.8

hand and walked away with a smile. The next day during the ceremony, the minister said to him,

0:50.3

do you promise to bow down before your wife, take her breakfast in bed, fulfill her every

0:56.0

desire? He gulped an astonishment, said in a weak voice, I do. He then whispered in the

1:01.8

minister's ear, I thought we had a deal. The minister handed him his money back and said,

1:06.7

your wife made me a much better offer. Say it like you mean it.

1:11.6

This is my Bible.

1:13.1

I am what it says I am.

1:14.9

I have what it says I have.

1:16.7

I can do what it says I can do.

1:19.0

Today I will be taught the word of God.

1:21.7

I boldly confess.

1:23.3

My mind is alert.

1:24.8

My heart is receptive.

1:26.4

I will never be the same. In Jesus name, God bless you.

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