Fast Food

The Brighter Side

The Last Podcast Network

Society & Culture, Last Podcast Network, Ed Larson, Leisure, Amber Nelson, Comedy

4.6 • 612 Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2020

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Mmmmmm mmmm. Who doesn't like fast food? It's cheap, it's greasy, kind of tasty, and relatively fast. Ed and Amber take some time this week and get some fast food, and try not to get sick while eating it in a closet. Then give some healthy options instead of fast food. Be good to yourself, don't eat yourself into an early grave. Also stick around till the end and you'll get Ed's Mom's secret Mushroom Barley recipe. Ed's Spotify Playlist this week is "Struttin" and we're hearing Mr. Tough by Yo La Tengo.

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0:00.0	Got to keep on the right side.
0:05.0	You got to keep all on the right side.
0:10.0	I spend my paycheck off by the boost.
0:14.0	That's okay and now I got to be able to be.
0:18.0	Keep on the right side. You got to keep all on the bright side
0:21.4	You got to be on the bright side
0:24.6	Melted cheese
0:28.8	Oh boy
0:31.4	I want it
0:32.0	I want you to deep fry it
0:34.7	And shove it in my mouth
0:37.4	Can you just open my stomach like a poo bear and pour to deep fry it and shove it in my mouth.
0:42.4	Can you just open my stomach like a poo bear and put it in there?
0:48.1	Just put it in there like an easy bake oven and I'll shit it out.
0:54.6	Mm-mm, mm-mm, and I'll throw this cardboard in an orphan's face.
0:57.0	Oh, yeah, because it don't disintegrate.
0:58.1	Fuck the planet.
1:02.0	Give me them curly fries and put some bacon on... Put some bacon on the curly fries.
1:05.7	Oh, I'm going to die.
1:06.9	Oh, my heart.
1:08.3	I can't bring my heart.
1:10.3	I can't. Oh, curly fries. Oh, my heart. I can't breathe my heart. I can't.
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