Time to open wide and sample Ted's meat.

And potatoes.

Now, here's your host, head chef of the men's room.

The Ted Nuggets.

Hedge of a half.

Thank you, folks.

Thank you.

I will tell you, there's one food that's hard.

I don't know anybody that doesn't like them.

Some people, you don't get them as a side because of your health.

You say, I'll have a salad, which is fine.

I've been guilty of it too.

But at the end of the day, people like french fries.

I thought you could say kittens.

Delicious.

You know what I mean?

French fries, tater-tot.

Like, people generally like

potatoes.

Again, outside of health reasons,

I think we'd all eat

as many potatoes as we could.

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