Fast Five

Junkfood Cinema

Brian Salisbury

Visual Arts, Tv & Film, Leisure, Arts, Hobbies

4.6 • 705 Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2018

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Put on your funderwear, because Brian and Cargill finally talk about a Fast & Furious movie!

Fast Five is the perfect movie to tailgate our discussion on the Ocean’s movies, given how much the former high-speed rips off the latter.

The guys discuss the magical rebirth of the Fast/Furious franchise, the crater-sized impact of adding The Rock, and how to render NPC bystanders so even a giant safe careening through buildings can’t kill them.

Gather the family, chug some Corona, and enjoy his week’s show!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Hello, this is allegedly Liam Neeson.
0:06.3	You know, the man with a very particular set of skills.
0:09.2	This week, my skill is promoting my new movie The Commuter, which is now on Blu-ray digital
0:13.0	and DVD.
0:14.7	I don't know what any of that means.
0:16.7	I do know that I've been asked to read the following poem.
0:20.1	Maken taken on a plane. It was called non-stop read the following poem. Maken taken on a plane.
0:21.9	It was called nonstop.
0:23.0	It was insane.
0:24.4	Makin taken on a train.
0:26.3	It's called the commuter.
0:27.1	I bring the pain.
0:28.6	I'm not reading any more of this.
0:31.8	Okay, thank you, Mr. Nissen.
0:33.4	Yes, this episode of Tech Food Cinema, brought to you by The Commuter, now on Blu-ray, DVD, and Digital from Lionsgate, and Wamee Colet Serra, the director of Nonstop and the Shallows.
0:43.2	And I would bring Mr. Neeson back, but he appears to have killed six people on the way to his car.
0:48.6	I have some phone calls to make.
1:11.6	Okay. calls to make. Thank you. I'm I'm going to
1:13.6	I'm
1:14.6	I'm I hope you're wearing your fun to wear because it's time for a fast and furious episode of junk food cinema brought to you by film school rejacks.com.
1:41.7	Dot cam.
1:42.6	Dot com.
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