I'm Richard Porter, I'm Johnny Smith, and this is Smith & Smith, a podcast in which two friends talk about cars and this week receiving a present from Jackie Stewart.

I got a sent an eBay advert by a listener yesterday. I did send it to you on WhatsApp about a blue-voxel quarter for sale,

with possible ghosts inside. That's in there, that's actually in the title of the car.

I'm sorry, it's sent by a chap called Kyle on Instagram, Kyle's underscore cars. Thanks for it, Kyle.

It just made me giggle, because even if it is sinister, and I did read the description quite carefully,

it's up to 114 quid ins and albons as we speak, with possible ghosts. So it says, possible ghost inside Corsa Weirage.

Much like my love life in that friend's song, this car was DOA, I had no one to advise me about cars,

so I'm total ego and have no friends. So when I bought it, I was alone. It made a funny noise when starting,

but the seller told me that was normal for a secondhand car. I mean, it's just gone on and on and on. Life has been that way,

when I was little my foster mum used to tie a necklace made of chicken bones around my neck.

We weren't allowed to have our own dog, since unspaid canines copulate outside of marriage, and that makes Jesus cry.

I mean, honestly, the description is a backshade. It's really long. I've just scrolled seven times with my finger and it's still going.

Now, it's the additional things. Following information, he's added information as you can do on eBay.

Yeah. The first one. The first one. Because what struck me is when you open that link,

the picture is of the back of a fairly normal looking course, except one of the back lights is missing.

It's that iteration, of course, where the back lights frame the back window.

Oh, yes. And one of them is missing, and it's sort of ghoulish in itself, because it looks like someone with a missing eye.

You can sort of see the socket. It's a bit unsettling because the back light has gone, and you can just see the hallway.

It should be. A bit like when urban explorers always take pictures of dolls that have been discarded.

Have you noticed that? There's always a creepy doll that covered in moss.

Or I don't know, some sort of mold. And it looks a little bit sinister because it's not been played with.

There was a wheelie bin outside my daughter's nursery when I dropped her off the other day.

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