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Story Pirates

Fashion Snail/My Impossible Vest (feat. Elyse Myers)

Story Pirates

Lemonada Media

Comedy, Education, Kids & Family

4.5 • 17.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2026

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Meghan and Rolo meet a theater maker (Elyse Myers) who changed the world. Featuring two new stories: “Fashion Snail”, a song about the world’s newest and slowest fashion model, written by Robin, a 9 year old from New Zealand, and “My Impossible Vest”, a story about a talking vest who is just trying to make it to the altar on time, written by an 8 year old from North Carolina named Margot. Peter and Lee also read more stories written by kids in the latest installment of Story Love.  Grownups, today’s special guest Elyse Myers’ debut book and New York Time Bestseller is out now - That’s A Great Question, I’d Love to Tell You is available for purchase everywhere books are sold.  Check out a longer, more awesome version of Story Love on YouTube! Submit kids’ stories at storypirates.com/submit-a-story Check out Story Quest, our in-school digital creative writing program, at storypirates.com/about-story-quest Learn about Story Love, our corporate volunteer program, at storypirateschangemakers.org/story-love See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey Story Pirates podcast listeners, Lee here. On today's episode, Megan and Rollo meet a theater maker who changed the world. I know, a theater maker who changed the world? Sounds preposterous. But it really happens every once in a while. And today's special guest is the wonderful comedian and digital content creator Elise Myers.

0:26.1

And grown-ups, Elise's debut book, and New York Times bestseller is out now.

0:31.7

It's called That's a Great Question I'd Love to Tell You.

0:35.7

And you can get it wherever books are sold. And of course,

0:39.4

we have two brand new stories written by kids and more story love with Lee and Peter, and it's

0:44.7

all coming up after a few words for the grownups.

0:53.3

Hey grownupsups Lee here.

0:55.6

See Story Pirates Live!

0:57.5

Our amazing touring cast, including Eric,

1:00.2

will be visiting some East Coast cities this spring

1:02.5

to perform some of your favorite songs from the podcast.

1:05.7

And they'll take suggestions from kids in the audience

1:08.2

to create a brand new story that will only be seen once.

1:12.4

Best of all, all of our upcoming shows are on weekends, so no need to worry about school nights or

1:17.3

bedtime routines. We'll see you soon in Munn Hall, Pennsylvania, just outside of Pittsburgh,

1:23.8

Cincinnati, Ohio, Port Smith, New Hampshire, Medford, Massachusetts, just outside of Boston, and Ridgefield, Connecticut.

1:31.2

Tickets to all the shows are on sale now at storypirates.com slash live.

1:52.8

Music. Well, it's official. We've run out of gas again. Oh, whoa.

1:54.8

If only there was some sort of gas gauge to tell you when you're getting low.

1:59.6

Now, now, Peter, sarcasm isn't going to

2:02.2

help us. Who's sarcasm? Why isn't he going to help us? There is a gas gauge, Peter, but I keep

2:08.0

getting distracted by pavement, you know, the thing we're driving on, and the band. Wally-Zoui

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