Fascist Mile High Club
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🗓️ 16 February 2026
⏱️ 98 minutes
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Live from Sydney, Jon, Lovett, Tommy, and Dan discuss the lurid details of The Wall Street Journal exposé on Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski's eye-opening behavior at (and high above) the Department of Homeland Security. Then, they look at the latest with Republicans' efforts to steal the midterms, including Noem's promise to make sure "we have the right people voting, electing the right leaders," RFK Jr.'s new war on donuts, and Barack Obama's advice for Democrats on resolving their differences. Then, they stage their own debate about which Democratic presidential hopeful would be the strongest candidate, drawing names from the 2028 Sorting Hat.
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| 1:49.1 | Welcome to Pawsave America. |
| 1:50.9 | I'm John Fabra. |
| 1:53.1 | I'm John Lovett. |
| 1:55.3 | I'm Tommy Vitor. |
| 1:57.2 | I'm Dan Pfeiffer. |
| 2:00.8 | So this is the final stop on our hopefully just visiting tour. |
| 2:06.8 | And in the week we've been gone from America, |
| 2:09.6 | nothing has really happened that makes us want to go back. |
| 2:13.5 | The president tried to arrest some members of Congress. |
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