So are we supposed to start the podcast?

Ready, one, two, three.

Patriots, gay, triots, they triots, black triots, brown triots, we love you, and all of MAGA, every single one of them can do wet pumps.

Fuck off!

Welcome to America's top DEI podcast where we believe diversity is our strength as two white

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All right, pumps, what have you had it with?

Okay, what I've had it with is when you go to a sporting event and you see these men who give off MAGA, maybe they're not, but that's what I see.

And when they celebrate, they belly bump each other.

And these are grown-ass men.

And I'm just like, first of all, you're a fat ass.

Second of all, get back to the couch and eat potato chips and drink your, you know, heavy butt or whatever. Like the fact that

you are belly bumping as a grown man in the stadium, I saw three different people doing it

last night. Now, granted, we're in Oklahoma, so expectations

are low, but that was just, that's a bridge too far for me. The belly bumping. If athletes do

it, I'm all in because they're part of the game. But Boza the clown and his brother doing it

in the stands to me is just damn near offensive.

Wait, they did it to you? Like wanted to belly bump to you? No, but like to each other. Like instead of just a group high five or a fist bump, it was a jump up, put their stomachs out and belly bump like they were players. I've never seen players belly bump.

I've seen it.

I know I've seen it.

Probably more football than basketball, but I'm just like, calm down.

You're not a player.

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