Teresa, are you excited for this episode?

Yeah, I think we're going to really blow them away.

It's Schmanners! Oh, Pretty good. You guys did good.

That joke only works.

It's just occurred to me that you haven't seen the title of the episode when you

went to play it in your podcast player.

We're talking about Farts.

Hello internet, I'm your husband host, Travis McElroy.

And I'm your wife host, Teresa McElroy.

And you're listening to Schmannner.

It's extraordinary etiquette.

For ordinary occasions. Hello, my dove. Hello, dear. How are you? Well, little gassy.

I was going to have like a real conversation with you where you like asked me like how are you doing and I would say I woke up a little six this morning but you want to get right into like your jokes?

Because this is the funny stuff right? I can't believe you made me talk about farts.

I didn't want to.

Yes, he did.

I did.

It was my idea.

I mean, farts are funny, aren't they they they've kind of always been funny well so here's the thing here's

what I was interested especially to talk about this in terms of etiquette because it falls under

this category of things we all do, just physically, that we all try to

pretend we do not do.

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