Farting During A Massage ft. Leah McSweeney

Mother Knows Best

Barstool Sports

Comedy

4.9 • 616 Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2022

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

In honor of our 21st episode, Kim and Alex celebrate with blowjob shots. Kim discusses the time she farted during a massage and Alex tells the story of how she got sent to the principal’s office for calling someone a “butt plug”. They reminisce on the good ole days where you could smoke in the movie theater and take roadies to go. The lost times when people used maps and could say what they want. Later in the show we are joined by RHONY star/fashion designer/author Leah McSweeney (44:35) who found meaning in the madness of her life, one bad decision at a time. Her new book is out April 1st. Support Our Sponsor: Get Mamitas Tequila seltzer variety pack. Find it at drinkmamitas.com or order on Gopuff. Check Out the “Cause I Said So” Social Media Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/causeisaidso/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/CauseISaidSo Tik Tok: https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPd21TsjQ/ Follow Alex Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/justalexbennett/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/Justalexbennett Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justalexbennett?lang=en Follow Kim Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kontentkim/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/kontentkim Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@kontentkim?lang=en

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0:00.0	Hey, Mother Knows Best listeners. You can find us every Wednesday on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube.
0:08.0	Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music.
0:11.4	Hey, guys, before we get into it, we're going to give you a breakdown of today's episode.
0:14.9	This is going to be one of my favorite episodes. It's our 21st episode.
0:19.2	So we are going to have a little 21st birthday. It's
0:22.0	going to be Kim and I chatting for like 20, 25 minutes. And then we're going to have Pat and Joey on
0:27.8	to explain some things to us that we just didn't quite know the answer to. And then I'm so excited
0:34.3	because at the end of the episode, we have Leah McSweeney on, who is an author. She's a real housewife of New York. Rony. Roney, the Rony, the Real Housewives of New York, who Kim goes, she's on a show called Roney. I was like, oh boy. She's a mom. She is a 14-year-old daughter who we're going to talk a lot about her relationship with her daughter and her being a mother.
0:55.7	Leah has the book is so cool because she's got such an interesting story like hard drugs,
1:01.1	wild childhood, but she is obviously a very successful entrepreneur, fashion designer.
1:06.4	She's got a really great story.
1:08.1	So we'll get into that towards the end.
1:10.0	But for now, Kim and I, let's get
1:12.3	into it. Here we go. Woo! Why are you so excited, Mom? Because it's our 21st episode birthday.
1:22.1	21st episode party. Woohoo. You never had a 21st birthday. I had a 21st birthday but not a 21st birthday
1:29.3	celebration like you guys have. Are you neglected? We just didn't celebrate like you guys do
1:34.4	nowadays. You guys celebrate everything. If you're on YouTube, Kim has five shots on her head
1:40.4	and she's wearing a birthday party sash. And I've never got to wear a sash I never
1:44.6	worn a sash because I didn't wear I was never a homecoming queen and I didn't wear one on my
1:50.1	21st birthday because we didn't celebrate like that and everything so sad and I didn't wear one when
1:55.8	I got married either I don't know why I don't think we wore them I didn't wear all that big bride
1:59.2	stuff everywhere like you guys do.
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