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Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Farting All Night on a First Date (w/ Beck Bennett)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

Love, Single, Couples, Sexuality, Raya, Advice, Comedy Interviews, Dating, Stories, Hookups, Interviews, Comedy, Therapy, Hookup, Relationships, Sex, Relationship, Dating Apps, Nicole Byer, Society & Culture, Tinder, Encounters, Romance, Bumble, Podcast, Health & Fitness, Date, Interview

4.916K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2026

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Comedian and actor Beck Bennett (SNL, What's Our Podcast?) joins Nicole to talk about meeting his wife on a sketch shoot and how his wallet-less first date turned into a romantic, fart-filled sleepover. Beck opens up about surviving long-distance dating while shooting SNL, why he believes "love is trust," and the Joshua Tree engagement trip that ended with them sleeping in separate twin beds. He shares the creative ways he jerked off as a kid (including using a Sock'em Bopper and a vibrating pen), and Nicole admits to stealing her first vibrator from Spencer’s Gifts.


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Want to watch this episode? Catch the full video on YouTube. Just hit the link in the episode

0:04.4

description. This is a headgum podcast. We talk a lot about messy dating stories on this show,

0:13.5

but you know what's making dating even messier? Lawmakers across the country trying to strip

0:19.0

away our access to sexual and reproductive health care.

0:22.8

Planned Parenthood believes your body is your business, and you deserve the freedom to make your own choices.

0:29.9

Whether you need birth control, STI testing, gender affirming care, or an abortion, their health centers are there for you. But right now, politicians are

0:39.5

actively attacking Planned Parenthood and trying to control our futures. Millions of people are

0:44.3

at risk of losing essential care, especially those in black, Latino, rule, and low-income communities.

0:50.8

Healthcare is a human right, which is why I'm so proud to support them.

0:54.6

Here is a fun behind the scenes fact about the pod. I pay all my guests for coming on,

0:59.1

but when they don't want to accept the money themselves, I ask where they'd like me to donate,

1:03.5

their fee instead, and Planned Parenthood is consistently the number one organization my guests

1:08.6

choose to support. And together with people like you,

1:11.9

me and the guests on this podcast, Planned Parenthood can fight every day to build the future

1:17.2

we deserve. Supporters like you, power this work. Donate to support Planned Parenthood now

1:23.9

at planparenthood.org slash defend.

1:28.8

She paid for the show and dinner and drinks at Prada across the street from Mesa afterwards.

1:34.3

But I was paying rent in my room where we ended up staying in the night.

1:37.7

Hell yeah, dude.

1:38.7

Nothing crazy happened, but we did.

1:40.9

Yeah, you rubbed each other's belly.

1:42.1

Yeah, we were right to sleep.

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