Fart to the Face

Don't Blame Me!

Sister Sign Productions

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.7 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2023

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

This week Meghan and Melisa give advice on: Partner taking a dump in front of you Adult mean girls Rekindling a friendship Getting catfished Buy our merch: https://store.dftba.com/collections/don-t-blame-me Follow Us! @meghanrienks www.instagram.com/meghanrienks https://twitter.com/meghanrienks @sheisnotmelissa www.instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa https://twitter.com/sheisnotmelissa @by.meghan.and.melisa https://www.instagram.com/meghanandmelisa Affordable Therapy By State (Curated by Crissy Milazzo): www.tinyurl.com/y64kwdnf Need Advice? www.dontblameme.show Domestic Listeners Call: (310) 694-0976 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome.
0:09.6	Welcome.
0:11.4	You know what time it is.
0:14.2	Most of what time is it?
0:16.5	Is that time where y'all are like, I got shit going on, I got problems.
0:22.3	Or I want to hear about other people's problems.
0:25.4	So you're going to call into us and be like, hey.
0:29.9	What's up?
0:30.9	Tell our problems.
0:31.9	And we're like, you know what?
0:33.3	As to gorgeous, stunning, beautiful, amazing, intelligent, award winning profits and philosophers
0:39.7	we are.
0:40.7	We're about to change your life.
0:42.4	So sit down.
0:43.4	So don't start talking to tones.
0:45.8	If you don't get that, listen to, but am I wrong?
0:48.2	I'm like, there's anyone told me to talk to talk in tongues.
0:52.0	I'm like, there's no as someone who don't not even entirely sure what that sounds like.
0:56.4	There's no way I could do that without sounding offensive.
1:00.2	There's an old joke in the church where you say, leaving in a Hyundai, coming in a Chevy
1:07.2	really fast and it sounds like talking in in tongues.
1:10.2	Is it like Simlish?
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